thaxile (thaxile) wrote in ult_sexmachines,
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FUCK EM

HOW TO GET SOME GOOD HEAD:

1. PROFILE AROUND FOR A POTENTIAL HO...MAYBE A FRESHMAN OR SOPHOMORE FLIRTING WITH A LOTTA GUYS

2. START UP A CONVERSATION ABOUT HER AND SEXUAL REFERENCES

3. LEAD HER ON AND GET HER IN A CLOSED AREA THEN OFFER THE MAGIC WORDS

4. KISS HER AND THEN GUIDE HER HEAD DOWN TO UR HEAD SO SHE CAN COMMENCE

5. LEAN BACK IF YOUR STANDING CUZ IT MAY GET WILD IF SHES GOOD IF NOT LEAD HER AND TELL HER SHIT LIKE "OH THATS GOOD KEEP UR TONGUE THERE OR SUCK IT ALL IN"

6. SLAP THE BITCH IF SHE TRIES ANYTHIN FUNNY LET HER KNOW WHOS BOSS FROM THE GET GO...HOES ARE SUBMISSIVE THATS THE REASON UR GETTIN HEAD INT HE FIRST PLACE

7. BUST ALL OVER HER FACE AND SAY OOPS IM SORRY AND THEN LAUGH IT OFF

8. FOR MORE EPISODES LATER TELL HER SHE WAS THE BEST AND KISS HER ON THE CHEEK( AY SHE JUST SUCKED UR DICK ) AND TELL HER ULL CALL HER LATER

9. MAKE SURE TO MAKE PROMISES OF GOING OUT LATER BUT DONT COME THRU WITH THEM UNTIL MORE EPISODES PROVES SHES WORTH IT

10. SLAP HER ASS WHILE YOU WALK AWAY AND THEN GO FIND ANOTHER HO

X- FAIL PROOF STRATEGY
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